Twas the night before Twinkle and all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring, not even the spouse.
The Miron Crosby boot ornaments hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St Nicholas has transformed The Reviare.
The shoppers had tickets, all snug in their beds,
While visions of Loveshackfancy danced in their heads.
I planned to arrive early for piercings and a Paris Texas cap,
So afterwards I could settle down for a post mimosa nap.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang up in my Katie Kime PJs to see what was the matter!
When, what to my wandering Anea Hill eyewear should appear,
But a Lele Sadoughi sleigh, blinged out with tiny reindeer.
With a driver in a Sissy Light hat so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it was Texas St. Nick.
His sleigh, filled with vendors of Instagram fame,
He shouted and called them by name.
“Now Acasa, now Hat Chick, Gather Goods and Christy Lynn!
On Mahjong House, on Spice Paper, Lemel and Molyan!”
His eyes—how they twinkled! His Tyler Darling dimples, how merry!
His cheeks were like rosé, his nose like a cherry!
He said, “Shop sequins and sweaters and jewelry and glitter,
Try skincare and sweets, don’t be a quitter!”
And I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,
“Happy gifting to all, and to all a good night.”
Pictured: Texan Christmas, one of 60 female-owned Texas brands at the Tidbits Twinkle Market.
Tidbits Twinkle Market
Sun, Nov 2 | The Revaire | 7122 Old Katy Rd
All tickets include a drink. No walk-ups; advance tickets only. Choose one or more ticket types: Piercing, Hair Tinseling, VIP (sold out!), Mahjong or General Admission.