50 Shades of Grape
You bee-line to a wine rack faster than a sale rack, and you stop at the neighborhood grocery for a bottle of vino so often they don’t even ID you anymore. (Crap, your self-esteem needed that.)
Introducing invino.com, where you can cut out the judgmental middle man and get wine directly to your doorstep. The hip Sonoma concept focuses on cult wines you haven't yet heard of - bottles are as low as $8. Shop the Duckhorn pop-up shop or opt for private flash sales. (Get a $10 wine credit when you join for free.) Descriptions of charming vineyards the husband-and-wife owners encounter on their travels are easy enough for amateurs... consider a $15 sparkling - "If Amarone and Moscato met on eHarmony, this would be the result of their union."
Keep the concern about your wine ways where it should be: corked.
On Thirsty Thursdays, invino will throw in a free bottle with your order. (Plus, join for free and get a $10 credit in your cart towards your first purchase.)