Stop, Lock and Roll
So you want to tell your permanent plus one that you're committed to the relationship... in a way that doesn't involve a tattoo parlor.
Enter monogamy pain-free at Hyatt Regency Lost Pines Resort's love lock fence. How it works: road trip to the picturesque property in Bastrop with a lock of your own (or purchase one at the spa for ten bucks), stroll over to the fence next to the on-site herb garden and seal your fate with your soul mate, just as they do on Lover's Bridge in Paris. Afterwards, you'll be given a glass jar for your key which will be used to create displays throughout the hotel's spa.
Because true love really shouldn't have you on pins and needles.
Do gooder tip: $3 from every lock purchase made will benefit the Family Crisis Center, a Bastrop nonprofit that provides a safe haven to women who have been victims of domestic and sexual violence.