No matter how many turns you take in front of the mirror, making that cropped tank/leggings combo work without a fashion flub resembling the foot of a humped desert animal “down there” seems impossible.
Sport an acceptable form of this faux pas with Totes Rad Totes, a collection of organic canvas bags fusing everyday function with witty puns stenciled on the front. Producing chuckles by incorporating light-hearted humor on each carrier makes the intricate production worth it for local graphics guru Sarah Bartholow. Crafting orders by hand, the former fashion type (Bergdorf’s and Tory Burch) even meticulously recreated The Shining’s famous REDRUM script for the Murder She Totes version. While the collection spans nearly 50 readily available phrases—Totes Available, Tote Couture—broadcasting your own personal quip is also tote-ally encouraged.
Just be careful to cover up that cleavage, Totes McGee.